Podfic: Molly in Wonderland by Aless Nox - notes

So this year was my first at amplifacathon, and they have this post count thing. I very proudly put up a podfic and got something like 15 points. I was so proud. Then behind me someone posts a number of 1 minute posts and gets something like a hundred points.

As you can guess, this disheartened me. There was no way that I could produce anything like that.
Anyway, I was talking to my husband, and he encouraged me to do my crossover story which would get more points. Even so, it wouldn't be that many points. I was going to forget posting now and not worry about the thon.

And then we started talking about how many posts I could get if I could count all of the posts in what amplificathon tells me is a fusion. It was truly staggering if you could. I figured out the points and said, gosh if I could count all of those, I could win.

Of course, I knew that no one would really let me take those points, but the thought of it was the most hilarious thing that I had heard in a long time, so I worked really hard to get that done by the deadline to make the post, and I giggle myself silly as I made it. This was the post:

Title: Molly in Wonderland
Author: [Unknown site tag] AlessNox
Reader: Aless Nox
Fandom: Sherlock, Alice in Wonderland (book)
URL of story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8450434/1/Molly-in-Wonderland
URL of podfic: http://soundcloud.com/aless-nox/molly-in-wonderland-by
Genre: Humor / Parody
Rating: M
Length: 54 minutes 20 seconds
Reader's Summary:
When Mycroft asks Molly to help him find where Sherlock has gone, Molly falls down the stairs into another world where things are not quite the same. A slightly crass and definitely irreverent pastiche combining Sherlock with Alice in Wonderland. It's Crackerjacks!

POINTS:

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC) 5 points + Alice and Wonderland (BOOK not movie) 10

Relationships:

In this story Molly imagines herself in Wonderland, so she is in effect Alice. If John takes the place of a dormouse, and he and Molly act suggestively to each other, then I should label this Molly/John Watson. But then again, it is also Alice/Dormouse. You could even call it Alice/John or Dormouse/Molly all of which are new pairings, so I decided to count all of the combinations that were actually suggested in the story!

I've made a table to make it easier to count.

Pairing	Points	Pairing	Points
John / Sherlock	1	Sherlock / Tarts (OFC)	5
John /March Hare	10	Irene Adler / Ambassador (OMC)	10
Dormouse/ March Hare	10	Queen of Hearts / Ambassador (OMC)	10
Dormouse/ Sherlock	10	Irene Adler / Moriarty	10
Lestrade / Mycroft	5	Irene Adler / King of Hearts	10
Mock turtle / Mycroft	10	Queen of Hearts/ King of Hearts	10
Lestrade / White rabbit	10	Queen of Hearts / Moriarty	10
Mock turtle / White rabbit	10	Queen of Hearts / Mad Hatter	10
Donovan / Anderson	5	Moriarty / Kitty Riley	10
Card / Anderson	10	Richard Brook / Kitty Riley	10
Donovan / Card	10	Moriarty / Herald	10
Card / Card	10	Richard Brook / Herald	10
Martin Freeman / Sherlock	10	Knave / Kitty Riley	10
John Watson/ Molly Hooper	10	Knave / Herald	10
John Watson / Alice	10	Toby / Molly	10
Dormouse / Molly Hooper	10	Moriarty / Molly	5
Dormouse / Alice	10	Moriarty / Alice	10
Irene Adler / Molly Hooper	5	Mad Hatter/ Alice	5
Irene Adler /Alice	10	Mad Hatter / Molly	10
Queen of Hearts / Molly	10	Toby / 50ft woman	10
Queen of Hearts / Alice	10	Richard Brook / 50 foot woman	10
Queen of Hearts / Tarts	10	Moriarty / 50 foot woman	10
Irene Adler / Tarts (OFC)	10	King of Hearts / Molly	10
King of Hearts/ Alice	10	TOTAL	431

(15 + 431)x 4 = 1784 Points

;)

See, I even added a winky.

But I find that Amplificathon has no sense of humor. They told me to remove the point count immediately.

So much for that joke.

Anyway, I had to remove it, but I decided to immortalize it hear. Enjoy the joke with me because this is probably the last time I will enter a podficathon.

Happy Spring / Autumn